<meta name="LineWrap" content="true"><TITLE>SR_Bk1 0026</TITLE><A HREF="SR_Bk1-0027.txt">Next (Page 27)</A><BR> Fake's like totally abandoned her life on Earth."<P><P>"I sort of have too," Daptin said with a shrug.<P><P>"Yeah. At least there're phones here. If not, it'd be tough."<P><P>"Uh-huh."<P><P>Minion sat down on a low couch and Daptin walked across the room and opened a closet.<P><P>"So Daptin man, I hear you found it with Spanking New Sarah?"<P><P>Daptin turned, holding a jacket in his hands.<P><P>"What, does everyone know about this now?"<P><P>"No man, just like, y'know, all of us. Hear your friend El was pissed."<P><P>"She was. Very."<P><P>"Were you like going out with her?" Minion asked.<P><P>"I spent like a week-and-a-half hanging out with her," Daptin said, "day-in and day-out. It's like, she's a goddess man. Maybe she's not the most gorgeous goddess, but she's pretty damn nice. I was like in torture in wanting her so bad, y'know man? I tried to, y'know, let her know in little ways and stuff. And she seemed into me and stuff, but I dunno. She was just--like she said after she found out--that she wanted to get to know me before getting physical, but I was like, I didn't think it would ever get that far."<P><P>"So what happened?" Minion asked, cocking his head and resting his index finger on his temple.<P><P>"I, y'know, I started to like not spend so much time with El and sort of met a different group of gods, and me and Sarah hit it off right away, y'know, and she was like totally into it and I was in no mood to resist or anything. So, like, we did it."<P><P>"Man! You're the first to find it with a goddess! Man, I'm like--it's like I'm pissed-off man! I gotta do it. I gotta do it."<P><P>"It's definitely an experience. Well worth the effort," Daptin said.<P><P>"So what the fuck's it like? Are they different? Is it like, y'know... what's the basic situation with it?"<P><P>"Uh... it's like being in another world," Daptin said. "I mean, I know we are in another world already, but it's like, I don't know, total bliss, total astral. Like an energy, total ecstasy. Nothing dirty--totally transcendal. It was like the most amazing thing. It's almost... almost like, I dunno, it's so fantastic, but like, it's so great that it's not like sex at all. I mean, it's too involved. I don't know. I'm not saying it's not the best or anything, just that it's not like totally better than with a normal human, y'know, like a regular girl."<P><P>"I don't know man. It sounds totally excellent. I don't know. I think I'm getting pretty close with a few of 'em. You know like Holly Scroll Bonnie? She's like so cool."<P><P>"Yeah."<P><P>"So what's the deal with you and El Flactor Floor? Are you still, like, seeing her?" Minion asked.<P><P>"Nah," said Daptin. "When she found out about me and Sarah, she said she didn't want to see me for a while. She said she understood, but that she was still hurt by it. I mean, like, what did she expect?"<P><P>"And Sarah?"<P><P>"I'm like, y'know, I'm a little burnt from doing it with her. I mean, like I said, it's totally different. I mean, I feel like I almost need a rest. Y'know?"<P><P>"Yeah. But like, couldn't it be just her? I mean, couldn't her power mantle have something to do with it? I mean, might it be, y'know, different with different goddesses?"<P><P>"I guess. I guess that makes sense."<P><P>"I hope I find out. Like I hope I can do like a research paper on it, and like compare all of them," Minion said, chuckling.<P><P>"Well there're only a couple of hundred, you know."<P><P>"Yeah, but there are three more cities with the goddesses, don't forget," Minion said.<P><P>"I know, but we're definitely Agoopi mortals, and the other pantheons probably wouldn't view us with much favor."<P><P>"I don't know man. I've heard about mortals who work for gods in all four cities, you know, just to who pays the most."<P><P>"Yeah, but no one can trust 'em. It's like, I think you totally have to choose a city. Y'know? It makes sense.<BR><A HREF="SR_Bk1-0027.txt">Next (Page 27)</A>